David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
