He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need to calm my uterus...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I would ride that face into the sunset
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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