some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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