she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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