she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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