Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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