He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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