Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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