: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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