That's intense
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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