I hope mine doesn't look like that
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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