I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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