pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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