Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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