Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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