just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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