All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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