she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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