They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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