It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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