Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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