brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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