Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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