U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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