I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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