Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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