Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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