A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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