Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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