that's an acceptable place to lick
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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