we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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