Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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