We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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