yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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