your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
