Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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