That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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