So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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