I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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