Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How does it feel to date your dad?
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