What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
