No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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