she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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