I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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