thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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