I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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