i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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