I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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Goodbee
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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