He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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