You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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