so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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