I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
