so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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