ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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