even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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