that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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