There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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