You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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