i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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